Shanghai, Oct. 25, 2005 - Hooters Celebrates Its First Birthday In China
Unnamed sources inside Hooters say the questionable decision to attempt to penetrate the Chinese market was based largely on a mistaken belief that the company could leverage the vast population of busty Chinese women.
Lacking busty women to appear in marketing material, Hooters was forced to hire little boys and photograph them in front of a poster of more little boys.
An American spokesman for Hooters, after consuming several beers served by a small boy in short orange shorts and a tight white t-shirt, spoke frankly, “It’s a little known fact that nearly two-thirds of the smiling Chinese population exists entirely in posters.” Looking uncomfortable, he added, “Say, have you ever had to put makeup on a little boy?”
