Speaking from Cinderella’s castle, spokesmen for the park maintained that Donald Duck’s infection was an isolated incident. In an aggressive move to prevent further infection, however, preemptively culling of park animals would begin immediately. A park office explained, “We will stoke the cotton candy machines all night! Flames will climb higher than the castle spires! We will fill the air with the sweet smoke of candy and fun and laughter and Donald Duck and Pooh and Simba and…I am sorry. I get carried away.”
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